"I'm gonna win this thing!" you think to yourself. "I'm attacking your life points directly!" you say as you send your monster to attack. "Not so fast!" Tea says. She flips up a trap card that destroys your monster and the rest of your life points. "Noo! I forgot about trap cards!" you think. "I guess you win again Tea." you say defeated. "Yes I did! Now come over here and kiss the winner's feet!" she says. You walk over and begin kissing the tops of her sneakers. This is your new position in life now. "Ok let's go back to my place and have some real fun!" she says. You both leave and walk to her house. Once there she sits on the couch and motions for you to sit next to her. You sit down and she immediately plops her sneakered feet into your lap. "Take off my shoes." she says. You take them off for her. "Good now sniff the insides of them." she says. You lift the right to your nose and sniff. You start to cough from the putrid odor. You do the same with the left and again cough. "Take my socks off now." she says. You remove her socks. Her feet must be sweating up a storm as her socks are wet and there is a darkened imprint of her feet on each sock. "Sniff the socks now." she says. You bring her socks to your nose and inhale. This time you go into a fit of coughing. After coughing you try and breathe in fresh air only to find the smell of her feet is now wafting through the air. "Ok smell my feet now." she says lifting her feet in the air. You can already smell them even though they're about a foot away from your face. You creep your face closer and inhale. "That's not close enough. I want you to actually press your face into my feet and sniff." she says. You do as she says and press your face against her soles. Her feet are really hot and sweaty and smell like a cheese factory. You pull your head away and begin another coughing fit. Tea just laughs. "They're not that bad are they?" she says. You shake your head yes while still coughing. She begins to speak again. "You know I...