You've had a monster crush on Miranda Cosgrove since you saw her star in School of Rock. And today, she was doing an autograph signing in your town, so naturally you were in line. The line was really long and it was getting close to closing time so you were afraid this wouldn't be your lucky day.
However, thanks to dumb luck, when you got close there was the announcement "only three more" You counted and you were the third person. You were gonna be the last to meet Miranda! FINA LY! It was your turn. You handed a magazine to her that she was on the cover of wearing a bikini. "So, who do I make this out to?" Miranda asked.
"How about to {your name}, the guy that loves you from head to toe." you answered. This made her blush a deep red.
"Really, I've had a crush on you since I saw School of Rock." you continued. "Really? Not many people remember that. They only care about my new show, iCarly." Miranda was just clearly flattered.
You made small talk for a couple minutes, pressing your luck actually. Then you heard her mutter "M feet are killing me" You snatched this opportunity and boldly offered her a foot massage.