The cave is only 10 minutes away, so Celes has no problem reaching it by herself. Once there she lands the Falcon in front of the cave and gets off. "Well, my new friend, it's time for dungeon exploring. Remember, hold to my butt at all times and you'll be safe from all enemies!" PRRRRAFT! Celes accidentally lets out a fart after saying that. "But you won't be my safe from by gas, apparently.", she adds giggling. You cough and gag, not seeing what's so funny. since her fart stinks bad. "Better smelling some farts than being killed, right?" And with that (sadly, true) comment, Celes (and you) enter the cave.

Inside the cave there's some light, but not a whole lot, though it's hard for you to tell from your hiding place. "It's dark... hopefully there won't be many monsters around..." And just when she comments that, a group of enemies appear. "Uh-oh..." Celes draws her sword and starts fighting the creatures, dodging her attacks with jumps and backflips, launching jumping slashes and running while she blasts them with Blizzard magic. Needless to say, all of this rocks your tiny body all over, her cheeks jiggling wildly and smacking you. Fortunately the battle is soon over. "How's that? We win!" She then uses Cure on you again (this time not even bothering to put you near to her, she just points to her ass) and says "Sorry from all the movement from before, I'm used to fighting this way." You think to yourself she actually fights by standing in one place and swinging her weapon and casting spells, but whatever.

After that there aren't many encounters other than some weak critters, which Celes easily dispatches. Soon you two reach the cave's end, where a young woman is waiting. She looks about Celes' age and height, with long brown hair on a ponytail and wearing a cocktail dress. "Welcome, mere mortal. I am holding the Rune Storage, a relic that allows a person to canalize the magic a Rune user absorbs and use it themselves. If you want to defeat me, you'll have to beat me in a duel..." Celes starts unsheathing her sword again "...of Butt Battling." Celes, confused, sheathes her sword back and asks "What's a Butt Battle?" "The rules are simple, we two start pressing our ass against each other until one of us falls to the ground. The girl standing left shall be the winner. If you lose, though, be ready for the worst..." You are ready for the worst already, and that's justified when Celes says "I'm in! Prepare yourself!"

The two girls then turn around and put their asses against each other. You can feel the Guardian's butt squishing you against Celes', and it's at the same time wonderful and painful. "Ready? Go!", the fight starts! The Guardian starts pushing her butt very hard, your body being shoved into Celes' asscrack slightly. "She's good... I can't lose!" Celes doesn't gives up easily and pushes back, sending you off her crack. You hit the Guardian's rump and fall back where you started; this causes the Guardian to get distracted a few seconds, a chance Celes take to push harder, finally making her opponent fall down. "Hooray, I win fair and square! Now give me the Rune Storage!" "Sheesh, you're good... Here, your relic! Come back anytime if you want a rematch!" "I will!" You hope she doesn't. Celes takes the relic and uses warp to come back to the Falcon.