"So now, what are we going to play...hmm." Naruto pondered as he began to wonder what to do with Sasuke. Sasuke stood up and glared at Naruto.


As Naruto was wondering, Sasuke began to think what to do. (I can't get away from him...all that would do is just get me in trouble again. Ninjutsu doesn't work on him because he's too big, and if I try Taijutsu I might end up under his feet again...literally. My only option left...is to use Genjutsu! Yes...an illusion should buy me enough time to escape.)



"I can't come up with anything." Naruto shrugged. "Any suggestions...Sasuke?" Naruto grinned as he looked at the tiny Sasuke on his chest. "Yeah, I have a suggestion." Sasuke smirked. "Haha, you do, eh? I'd love to hear it." Naruto chuckled thinking that Sasuke was going to chose his own punishment. "How about we play the "Run away from the giant Sasuke" game?" Sasuke said. "AHAHAHA! I didn't know you had a sense of humour." Naruto chuckled.

"We'll see about that." Sasuke said as he began to perform the handsigns. Just before he finished it he was suddenly grabbed by Naruto. "Ugh." Sasuke groaned. "I'm bored." Naruto signed as Sasuke smelled the hot ramen breath he had. "Ohh...Is my grip too hard for you, Sasuke?" Naruto cynically asked. "You...dirty ass!" Sasuke sweared trying to brake his hands free from Naruto's grip.

"Ass? Oh! That's a great idea Sasuke! My butt really is a little dirty. How about we play the game "Clean my ass"? Naruto chuckled. "You wouldn't" Sasuke said. "Oh yeah?" Naruto asked as he pulled his pants down and his boxers, with still Konohamaru infront. He then bringed Sasuke to his butt and he shoved him in suddenly. Naruto then let out a massive fart straight into Sasuke's face. "Ewww. That was really smelly even for me." Naruto mocked. "Narutooooo! Let me out of-" Sasuke couldn't finish as Naruto shoved him even further. He then started to move him up and down using him as toilet paper.


When he pulled him out Sasuke was covered in dirt and shit. "Yuck! You're really dirty Sasuke." Naruto pointed out. "Grrr..." Sasuke grumbled. He finally managed to let his hands free as Naruto's grip loosened. He quickly performed the handsigns and casted the Genjutsu. "Huh?" Naruto wondered as Sasuke dissapeared from his hand. Suddenly, his room vanished and all there was was a red space surrounding him. Behind him, a gigantic Sasuke appeared.


Back in reality, with having Naruto numbified Sasuke quickly began to run for the door. "By the time he dispells that, I'll be long gone." Sasuke smirked. Even tiny, within two or three minutes he should be able to reach the door.

Back in the illusion, Naruto stared confused. "What the...how can this be? I'm sure he didn't get the Giant scroll. Wait! Could this be an illusion?" Naruto pondered. The giant Sasuke raised his sandaled foot over Naruto and tried to bring it down on him. Just barely, Naruto managed to dodge it. "That bastard...so that's how it is, huh? He's going to wish he never did this when I'm finished with him" Naruto said.

"Hey, Kyuubi. I need your help." Naruto said as he was in his inner self dimension infront of the Kyuubi's cage. "My help, huh? If I help you dispell the illusion, what will you do for me?" the fox asked Naruto slyly. Naruto pondered before answering. "Um...well...I won't let the Akatsuki capture you. I promise!" Naruto said boldly. "That's in your favour too. If they capture us, you'll die when I'm extracted from you." the Kyuubi responded. "That's true, but you'll be in trouble too." Naruto remarked. The Kyuubi pondered for a little before responing. "So be it. I'll help you THIS TIME. Touch me." The Kyuubi said. Naruto slowly approached the fox and touched it's furr. The moment he did it, he was back in his room, sitting on his bed. The illusion was dispelled. He was really mad at Sasuke.


Forcing him to depend on the Kyuubi and making himself giant in a illusion had pissed off Naruto a lot. He then caught Sasuke trying to escape. "Not so fast you tiny shit!" Naruto said as he ran after Sasuke. One of Naruto's footsteps was so hard that it made Sasuke trip. "Wh-" Sasuke began to say but it was too late as Naruto had put a jar on him. Naruto moved the jar to his bed, while being careful so Sasuke could not escape. "What is this?! You were in my illusion! How did you escape?!" Sasuke asked.


"Jinchuuriki who can control the Tailed Beast inside them can't be affected by illusions. I need a partner who has to touch me so I can escape from the illusion. That partner is the Tailed Beast inside me." Naruto explained. "Damn it!" Sasuke cursed. "You'll pay for this..." Naruto cracked his knuckles. Sasuke just shivered. "...after I go jog." Naruto finished. "What?" Sasuke was surprised. "You stay here. When I come back, you better be ready" Naruto said. He reached in his pants and bringed Konohamaru out, only to noticed that he had fainted. "Haha. Must be really sweaty in there. I'll just put him in a seperate jar than yours, Sasuke. Just in case." Naruto said as he put Konohamaru on a table and put a jar over him. He then mischievously grinned, put his sandals on, opened the door and went out side. Sasuke noticed that grin and was concerned. What was Naruto plotting? He tried pulling off the jar but it was pointless. The only thing he could wait was for Naruto to come back.

*After 2 hours*

Sasuke heard the door open. In, entered Naruto all sweaty. "I see you couldn't escape" Naruto grinned. He looked over to Konohamaru, who still hadn't waken up. He took the jar off of Sasuke and placed him on the ground beside his bed. Naruto sat on the bed and grinned down at Sasuke. Naruto slipped his sandals off and a putrid smell was unleashed.

"My god! What's that smell?!" Sasuke asked as he plugged his nose. "Ahh. I smell victory." Naruto said as he pulled off the evilest grin he could do. Without any warning, Naruto lifted his sweaty foot over the tiny Sasuke and brought it down. "AUGHUGHAUGH! It reeks!" Sasuke jerked under Naruto's sole that was covering his face. "Do anything you can! Lick, sniff or kiss! And if you refuse to, I'll just use you as an insole to jog AGAIN. But this time, both my feet and sandals are sweaty and smelly, and you'll suffer like you've never suffered before!" Naruto commanded. Having too big of a pride, Sasuke was going to do everything but to obey.