"Oh come on! Is that what this "army" can do? You're just pathetic!" Naruto boomed as he stomped on more ninja. "What are we going to do, sir? He's literally crushing them!" Ao's voice said over the radio. "You stay there at the top. We'll see what he does. I'm ready to die, but if he's thinking that I'll die like some BUG, then he's got another thing coming!!!" The leader screamed up at the giant.

Not much of the army was left now. About just 20 ninja, the leader and Ao. Mashed corpses could be seen everywhere flattened in huge footprints. "W-w-we're getting out of here!" the rest of the ninja screamed as they began to run away. "You cowards! COME BACK HERE! I'll have you assassinated the second I get back at the Sand! COWARDS!!!!" The leader screamed as he shook his fist. "Ao, get them back here!" The leader said by the radio. "Hey, Ao! Are you there?!" The leader seconded as he turned back to look at the top with his own eyes to find nothing. Ao had escaped himself! "NO! You cowards! ARGHHHHHHH!" The leader screamed as the threw the radio set. "Those idiots!" the leader cursed as he glared at the blond giant. Naruto was amused by this to no bounds. "Hahahahaha!" Naruto laughed as he saw everyone running away. "Gee, looks like your own people left you. Aren't you going to run away as well? Or...are you underestimating me?" Naruto said as he frowned at the puny ninja. "I'm not going to be defeated by some BRAT. Why don't you come back to your normal size, hm? I'll give you a good beating, you oversized scum!!!" The leader threatened.

"No thanks. It's sooo much better squishing your enemy like a bug. I could just smush you under my foot." Naruto grinned as he wriggled his toes, sending foul odor to the shinobi's nose. "God! Do you ever take a bath?! Your feet reek!" The leader said as he plugged his nose. "Hey, they don't smell! Everyone has odor problems. I just work very hard, unlike you!" Naruto said as he crossed his arms. "What a stupid brat! I'll defeat you, and then I'll---" "Man, I need to take a sit." Naruto groaned as he interrupted the leader. He turned over and positioned his gigantic orange clad butt above the tiny shinobi. "Hey what are you doing?! NO! Nooooooooooooooooooo!" the leader screamed as the gigantic butt came down on him. "Ugh, I needed to sit down. Soo, what were you saying?" Naruto grinned as he asked the leader who was crushed to death under his butt. Naruto grinned as he let out a fart on the smashed lump under him. "Ooops." Naruto innocently spoke as he chuckled. He did a few handsigns and shrank down back to his normal size.

"As far as I know, Gaara and that creepy puppet guy should be somewhere around here. I better go find them...and take care of them for good." Naruto grinned as he put on his sandals, and went out further into a forest. It was not long before he noticed a building which looked suspicious. His suspicions were confirmed as he saw some of the sand ninja who ran away from him earlier. "This must be where Gaara and that guy are." Naruto thought as he snuck in the building. It wasn't even a building. It was something which looked like a secret base to Naruto. Naruto slipped his sandals off as he entered the base, hiding them in a corner so no one would notice. The sandals were making too much noise on the wooden floor for him to keep them. Naruto gasped as he heard Kankuro's voice coming from a room.

"Ugh, I better join with the others." Kankuro said as he was alone in the base, with the other ninja supposedly going back to the Sand. Naruto carefully looked in the room to see Kankuro...AN INCH TALL! "What the!" Naruto's eyes bulged as he was surprised. He didn't even do that! "Good thing I shrank myself to this size. If that Naruto guy gets here before I leave, I'll be able to sneak away unnoticed. Heh...this must be the best escape plan I've ever came up with." Kankuro said to himself as he was proud of his idea not even thinking that this might backfire on him. "So he shrunk himself, huh. And he's thinking that I wouldn't notice him! Is he thinking of me as some stupid guy?!" Naruto gritted his teeth in a comical way as he held his fist. "Hmm...I guess I'll play along." Naruto made an evil grin as he wanted to show Kankuro how wrong he was.

Naruto then deliberately started to stomp his bare feet into the floor, so he would make Kankuro aware of his presence. "Ah, someone is coming!" Kankuro said as he jumped on the floor, sticking himself to the wall, hoping that whoever was coming wouldn't notice him. Naruto then entered the room with his hands on his hips. "Someone must be here! Oh, where ever they could be?" Naruto said pretending that he didn't know about the inch tall Kankuro on the floor. "Crap! It's that Naruto guy! I better beat it before he sees me!" Kankuro said as he looked up the giant orange blond. Naruto took a step forward and placed his bare foot right next to Kankuro. "I better not see any small ninja or they'll end up as stains under my heel." Naruto suggested as he still pretended not to have seen Kankuro. Kankuro gulped as he heard that. He scrunched his nose as the orange foot was emitting a nasty smell of sweat. "They smell horrible! Uagh!" Kankuro said as he held his nose and started to run away, which was absolutely nothing for the blond ninja.

The smell was getting weaker and weaker as Kankuro was managing to get away from the foot. Just as he thought he got away, the smell became as strong as ever. Kankuro's eyes bulged as he saw a huge shadow over him. He slowly turned back to face the giant, only to see a sweaty orange sole and Naruto's grinning smile. "Heheheheh...got you." Kankuro grinned. Naruto raised an eyebrow as he saw three other tiny ninja come out of nowhere! He hadn't seen them! "You honestly didn't think that I didn't notice you noticing me, did you?" Kankuro said as the three sand ninja stood next to him. "So what? You're ants." Naruto giggled. "We're strong ninja. That's what we are." Kankuro said with a smirk. "No, you're not. You're 4 bugs that I want to step on." Naruto mustered an evil smile as he twisted his bare foot into the floor, imagining as if he was twisting their tiny bodies under his mighty heel. All 4 of them gulped, but wouldn't go down without a fight.