Your name is Eric Smith, you're 37 years old, 5'9" 175 pounds. You are walking downtown and for some strange reason you decide to walk down an alley you've never been down and you stumble upon this strange little shop. You enter and look around at a lot of very old junk, as you think. After walking up and down the the stores rows up crap you notice that there is no one here. You get a creepy feeling like something isn't right but it washes away when you see this golden huka with one hose.

"Oh that is the shit. I'd love to have this." You say as you pick it up.

You look around again, maybe someone is working just in back.

You....