You decided: What the hell? I'm a man! I'm gonna do it and live with the consequences! So you slowly and quietly approach the couch where Tifa was sleeping, her gorgeous (probably size 8-9, hell if I know) feet were over the side of the couch, just laying there as she slept.

You then get on your hands and knees, and crawl in front of her feet, you position yourself just right, and in one swift motion, you take one huge (and I mean HUUUUGE and audible) sniff.

Right away, you knew your cover was blown right there, but you couldn't care less at that moment, you were just sitting there, sniffing away at a beautiful women's incredibly sexy feet, but then you made one wrong move and decided on a little taste. Bad decision, because at that very moment she decided to open her eyes, can I hear an "Uh-oh!"?

She looked over the edge of the couch to see you, with your face buried in her feet, now, you were royally-screwed.

"What in the world?", Tifa exclaimed at the sight.

You just sat there, with her staring at you, the tip of your tongue against her big toe on the right foot, neither one of you moved, you were both in shock.......like I said, "Uh-oh!".

You quickly jump back and are scared about what she would do to you for this (Hey! What happened to being a man about it?!).

"You....didn't care about the gil.....you just wanted to get close to my feet?, Tifa asked you.

You slowly nod your head to her question, she just sat there, thinking about it. Then, out of no-where ("and in the next 20 minutes cause you know we can't do this all day!" :P ), she began to laugh, maniacally (okay, that sounds pretty hot O.O).

You are now confused. (You hurt yourself in confusion. Yay! Pokemon reference! :P ) Tifa then looks at you with a smile.

"If you wanted the job for my feet, all you had to do was ask!", Tifa said with a grin.

She then grabbed you with her feet and made you: