It was another beautiful day in Dimmsdale. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the generic morning-time related nouns were verbing, and...

"AHHH!"

The peace was shattered by the screams of a ten year old boy wearing a pink hat and shirt, running around his room waving his arms frantically in the direction of his two goldfish.

"Guys! Bad news! Vicky is babysitting again!" Timmy screamed.

His two gold fish, really his magical fairy god parents Cosmo in Wanda in disguise, raised their wands and with a magical POOF they were floating outside the fish bowl in their true fairy form.

"Aren't your parents supposed to be home this weekend?" Wanda asked.

Timmy shook his head, "No, they are going to Super Wacky Water World but they won't take me because I'm too old!"

"But you're ten! You're in the prime of your fun years!" Cosmo exclaimed.

Timmy sighed, and said "Kids ten and up get charged the same as adults, so I'm out of luck."

Cosmo and Wanda glanced at each other and smiled, "Not exactly." Timmy gave them a look of inquiry, "What do you mean?"

"You can just wish yourself to nine years old and then your parents will take you!" Wanda suggested. Timmy placed his hand on his chin and contemplated briefly. Sacrifice his double-digithood in exchange for a trip to a water park on a sweltering hot California day?

"Hmm, do you think you could wish me up something that lets me control ages? I would like to bring some of my ten year old friends, but they won't be able to get the discount either. I know Chester especially needs that discount, he's poor." Timmy looked at Cosmo and Wanda, who gave each other a look of concern, but realized they've handed Timmy much worse power and gotten away with it, so they agreed. "Alright Timmy." Wanda said as she and Cosmo readied their magic wands.

"Awesome! I wish I had a remote that could control people's age!" Timmy exclaimed as Cosmo and Wanda raised their wands in the air, and with another magical POOF, a pink remote feel into Timmy's hands. It looked similar to the one he wielded in Channel Chasers, with the same fast forward and rewind button to control age, as well as some other buttons that Timmy had no idea what function they served.

"Now, to age myself and my friends back a year so we can go to Super Wacky Water W-" Timmy was cut short by a loud raspy scream from the hallway, "TWERP!"

Cosmo and Wanda gasped, and returned to their gold fish form inside the bowl. Within seconds, the door burst open and Vicky entered Timmy's room. The teenage redhead towered menacingly over Timmy.

Timmy raised and eyebrow, "Oh great, Vicky? Don't tell my parents already left..."

"They did!" Vicky exclaimed with a twisted smile, "...they went to that stupid water park and left me in charge of you. They wanted me- I mean, YOU of course, to clean the entire house."

Timmy threw his arms up in the air in complete disbelief, forgetting that he was holding the remote. It slipped out of his hand and went flying straight out of his bedroom window.

"What was that twerp? Where you trying to hide something valuable from me?!" Vicky grabbed Timmy by his shirt collar and grilled him, "Uhh, I don't know what you're talking about..."

Vicky released the boy from her gripped unceremoniously as he fell to the ground in a thud. She quickly ran out of Timmy's bedroom and towards the nearest exit of the house. Timmy looked out the window and saw the remote lying in plain sight on the sidewalk. "Oh no, she'll find it, and then who knows what she'll do with it, I have to stop her!" Timmy screamed and ran out the door after Vicky. Cosmo and Wanda looked at each other again, worried, "You know, Timmy could have just used us to wish away the remote before any damage is caused..." Wanda began, but Cosmo shushed her, "Shhh! You'll ruin the fun..."

As Cosmo and Wanda debated inconsistencies in the plot, outside of the house someone reached down and plucked the remote of the ground, it was a..