"ON THE GROUND, PERVERT!"

"Eyaahh!!" you shouted in fear of a loud, deep, authoritive voice calling you from behind! At first you thought it was a security guard or a cop busting you and almost wet yourself because of it, but it was the warming aura that gave him away. Fucking Lucemon!
"AAahahahaha!" he broke out laughing at your misery, "man, you shoulda seen the look on your face!"

You wanted to snap at him or at least ask where he went, but unfortunately, the girls in the window heard that scream!

"D...did you just hear something?" Kari was the first to question it.
"I think so," Yolei agreed, "sounds like it came from that tree over there!" Oh crap, theyre pointing your direction! Do they see you?!
Unlike the others, Rika didnt seem all that surprised, "It's probably one of those annoying crows again. Theyve been hanging around my house a lot lately! ...That and the creepy guys from the tabloids!"

Crap, theyre on to you!
"Lucemon, theyre on to us!"
"Caaww! CAW!" Lucemon made a loud cawing sound like a bird, in an attempt to fool them! You really hope they dont get a good look at you. Especially not Kari... after hearing those nice things she said about you, you'd hate to break her heart by thinking youre a stalker! Speaking of stalker, you need to put curtains over your bedroom window in case Yolei shows up at your place again!

"Knew it," Rika muttered, "I wish I could convince Renamon to hunt those little disease-ridden pests down!" You were very thankful she couldnt.

"That was a close one," you sighed in relief. Lucemon just crossed his arms and snickered, "Heh! That was nothing. Wait'll you see what I got planned for her at school Monday!" ...School?!

"What did you do?!" you questioned him.
"I'd hate to give away the entire secret," the secretive Demon Lord tells you, "but I'll give you a couple of tidbits. I made absolutely sure Little Miss Red gets that star role of the school play. I also changed the script around a little. Just wait and see what happens!" He managed to manipulate your school play?!
"B... but you were only gone for a couple minutes!" you exclaim, "how were you able to do all that in such short time?!"

Your Lucemon just snickered, "Tsk! DUH! I'm a Demon Lord! If I wanted to, I could make every single female on the face of this planet fall for you!" ...He's got a good point. He is an incredibly powerful... why the hell is he looking at you like that?! "...But what would that leave ME?!" You have a feeling there's a very good reason he's not giving you THAT kind of luxury!
Not that you'd ask for it. In fact, you dont really trust whatever crazy scheme he's got planned.

On the OTHER hand, you made two very big discoveries involving two very important girls. Yolei's been spying on you AND taking pictures of you... and Kari's drooling over them. Long story short, theyre not any more innocent than you are. The so-called Digidestined are not all namby-pamby goody-goodies. Lord knows what kind of skeletons Rika has in her closet.
Maybe Lucemon might bring them out come the day of the play!

"Guess who's back, girls!" suddenly, an older woman barged through the door. A taller older beautiful woman with long flowing brown hair and shiny purple eyes carrying a tray full of freshly baked cinnamon rolls. You could smell the cinnamony aroma all the way from where youre standing. Man, they smelled good. Oh why did you have to skip out on dinner today? Was it because Lucemon made you lose your appetite?

"Hi Mrs. Nonaka!" Kari and Yolei greeted the woman in unison. Rika didnt even bother turning her head to her. She just murmured, "Hi mom," and continued reading her comic.
'Mom'... Rika's mom. Rumiko Nonaka. The nation's famous fashion model. She looked way too young, gorgeous, and cheerful to have given birth to a total killjoy like Rika!
Sonovawitch, she caught Lucemon's attention!
"Wh-ho-hoa!" he cracked a sly grin, "THIS fine lady is Rika's mom?! Looks like yours has some pretty tough competition!"
"Why you godda-"

"Guess what happened at the photo shoot today?" Rumiko's warming energetic voice broke your chain of thought!
"The perv of a director made you pose for the trashy swimsuit calendar again?" guessed Rika, barely caring much.
"No... that wont be until next month. Today, one of the producer's wives announced that she bought her own bakery! She gave out free baked goods to the whole crew. And guess who got the cinnamon rolls?" Sweet! You love cinnamon rolls. Then again, you hate juvenile hall. And Renamon's sharp jaws!

"Awesome! Thanks, Mrs. Nonaka!" Yolei was quick to snag a roll.
"We really need to go down to one of these photo shoots someday," Kari commented as she took a roll. You watched with disappointment and jealousy as the three girls happily snacked on their nice juicy delicious cinnamon rolls.
"I want a cinnamon roll," you whined in a whisper.
"I want a new harem," you heard Lucemon whisper, causing you to cringe a little.

"You want one, honey?" Rumiko offered a roll to her daughter.
"No thanks," she refused, "I'm not hungry."
"Alright," Mrs. Nonaka shrugged her arms, "I'll leave it in the fridge in case you change your mind." That ungrateful brat. How dare she waste such a perfectly good roll of cinnamony goodness that was offered to her for free!

"Oh oh! Before I forget! Mrs. Nonaka," something sparked in Yolei's enigma of a mind, "my mom's an avid subscriber to one of your magazines. She begged me to ask you for an autograph."
"Sure thing," Rumiko offered, "but a little later. I'm kinda freezing from the dozens of Winter wears they made me pose for out in snow near 0 degree weather!" Yowch.
"Couldnt they just use a green screen?" Kari suggested.
"I've been suggested that for a while now," said Rumiko, "but the director says it would look tacky... I wanna say 'Not as tacky as that ridiculous suit you always wear', but lord knows I dont wanna lose my job!" The two girls snickered while Rika paid absolutely no attention. "Anyways, I'll get you that autograph after I warm up in the shower for a while."

Of course, that note caught your digimon's undivided attention!
"Ahem! I've uh... got ANOTHER plan. I'll be right back-"
"Oh no you dont!" you grabbed Lucemon's arm before he could sneak off and do godknowswhat! He tsked at you.
"Alright, fine!" Lou crossed his arms, "I guess this means we're done snooping... or you wanna continue oggling the cuties?"
You looked over at the three one last time... Kari and Yolei had already scarfed down their cinnamon rolls, finished licking the excess cinnamon off their fingers,and rubbed their bellies in satisfaction while Rika... still remained glued to her comic.

"No, I'm ready to go home," you tell him.
"As you wish, my liege!" Lucemon snapped his finger and in just a blink of eye, you found yourself back in your bedroom, lying in your bed between two nice warm blankets! Warm and snug.

"Comfy?" said Lucemon... lying right next to you in that bed! So much for snug!
"Well, I WAS," you gave him a look of disgust and backed away, "uh... no offence, but this is a 1 guy bed!"
"And yet it fits two so well!" Lucemon smiled, "heck, if we bought little Ms. Killjoy over here, it could probably fit 3!"
"No, I mean... I'm sharing my bed... with another guy!"

"Aw, what's wrong?" Lucemon gave you a frown, "it's just for the night. Besides, havent I EARNED the right to sleep in a nice warm bed?"
"W...well..."
"After all, I DID volunteer to be your digimon," he stated, "I DID agree to help you out with your little girlfriend. I DID help you discover a few little 'secrets'. And I DID give you a leg up for that school play your girlfriend's starring in! The least you could do is let me sleep here?" You didnt wanna argue. Just do it.

"Fine, I'll sleep on the floor-"
"...WITH MY TAMER?" he grabbed your arm before you could hop off! Man this freak is getting on your nerves. On one hand, you owed him. On the other hand, youre not that kind of guy. On the OTHER other hand, he's a Demon Lord!

Choices.