You really do want to be a wolf, after all, you always wondered what the neighbors dog was thinking.

" I agree" you reluctantly yip.

" Good, now start licking!"

So you do. He feet smell and taste terrible, and with your modified sense of smell and taste, it was almost unbearable. Almost. You finally finish about an hour later.

" Now turn me into a wolf!" you bark.

" Oh yeah, umm, I lied, I like you as a german shepherd."

You snarl at her, but to no avail.