You land on something soft and you bounce up in the air, just a little. You look around to see where you have landed. Its quite clear your on her hot dog... "Joy" you shout sarcastically. You notice your on the end of her 20 foot long looking hot dog, so that gives you time to think.

You see to the right, that there is a plate, could be your chance out of this predicament. You take some time to think out all the flaws... you decide to make an epic James bond movie out of it, so you wait for the right time. So two bites later, shes just about to finish up her hot dog.

You look down at the plate one last time... you hope to land in the substance that looks like pudding, it seems as if it wouldn't hurt as bad as if you landed in it, rather then the plate. So you see her gargantuan mouth get closer and closer, then you think to yourself, "that's my cue." So you run to the tip of the hot dog and jump. you do an epic pose while in the air. And you land, with a no splash entry, head first into the...