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Naked In Crazytown
Or maybe we are wearing clothes made out of words...
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Interactive Story Outline
  1-#1: It began at the beginning, or so we thought...
  1-1-#2: Figaro, Figaro
  1-1-1-#3: Boomie's Bots, Droids, and Clocks
  1-1-1-1-#4: A Robot Named Figaro
  1-1-1-1-1-#5: Leaving Home
  1-1-1-1-1-1-#6: Across the mountains and down to the sea
  1-1-1-1-1-1-1-#7: Figaro Gets A Ride
  1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-#8: Attack of the ?s
  1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-2-#9: Figaro watches horrified as Winston shoots the ?
  1-1-2-#3: Mama Mia!
  1-1-2-1-#4: A Drink? Or so He thought. 
  1-1-2-1-1-#5: Do as she says. Do not pass go. Do not collect 2k
  1-1-2-2-#4: Life doesn't go well for Figaro
  1-1-2-2-1-#5: A Glint
  1-1-2-2-1-1-#6: The light! The light! ... OH MA GAWD IT BURNS
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-#7: Burning Moustache!
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-1-#8: Ursula! Blue murder! Cheese dip!
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-#9: The Nacho Eater speaks
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-#10: Oo! The scissors! *tinkle*
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-#11: Is it over for Figaro?
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-#12: H for hungry, hallucination
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-#13: I is for Illusion, Illumination
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-#14: 18 pages, 6 of which are antipasti
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-#15: The Undesireable Yell
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-#16: So I say thank you for the music... 
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-#17: Long Run To Freedom
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-#18: The curse of the water nymph
  1-1-2-2-1-1-1-1-2-#9: ??
  1-1-2-3-#4: Japanese Pop Singer Aliens?!
  1-1-2-3-1-#5: Your life as a Fairy Tale...
  1-1-2-3-1-1-#6: No! Not the soda dispensor! NOOOOOOO!
  1-1-2-3-1-1-1-#7: This Ain't Good...
  1-1-2-3-1-1-1-1-#8: Welcome to the little village of Saint's End!
  1-1-2-3-1-1-1-1-1-#9: Something Wicked this way comes!
  1-1-2-3-2-#5: Die
  1-1-3-#3: The Schizophrenic Fig Chip...
  1-1-3-3-#4: Giant Cat Falling...
  1-1-3-3-1-#5: Cat Squishes Forest, Bears Vow Revenge
  1-1-3-3-2-#5: There's More Than One Way To Skin The Cat
  1-1-4-#3: Figaro's Last Sale...
  1-1-4-1-#4: Figaro is hindered 
  1-1-4-1-1-#5: I want to suck your blood!
  1-1-4-2-#4: Mom Gets Her Windows Washed
  1-1-4-2-1-#5: Enter the fat lady in a flowered housedress!
  1-1-4-3-#4: Nudity is the key to fighting evil
  1-1-5-#3: Story Averted
  1-1-5-1-#4: Yugi does something strange
  1-1-5-1-2-#5: New Jersey is Like a Tootsie Pop
  1-1-5-2-#4: Magic
  1-1-5-2-1-#5: What is this Nonsense?
  1-1-5-2-3-#5: No Sane Place
  1-2-#2: She will do you anytime
  1-2-1-#3: From Roma, the Eternal City, to Crazytown
  1-2-1-2-#4: Darlene Sleeps with Winston 
  1-2-2-#3: Funny how these things work out...
  1-2-2-3-#4: Meanwhile, in another, darker part of Fairyland
  1-2-2-3-1-#5: The Good Witch.
  1-2-3-#3: A mistake that's not a mistake.
  1-2-3-3-#4: An interesting thing happens. ...
  1-2-4-#3: Project Dark Lean
  1-2-4-1-#4: Your mission impossible...
  1-2-4-1-1-#5: Dragon Magic
  1-2-4-1-1-1-#6: The Little Man on the Roof
  1-2-4-1-1-1-1-#7: Side Trip To Moleville
  1-2-4-1-1-1-1-1-#8: Road full of holes...
  1-2-4-1-1-1-1-1-1-#9: What Duke?
  1-2-4-1-1-1-1-1-1-2-#10: Winston, you've done it again!
  1-2-4-1-1-1-1-2-#8: Darlene's weakness
  1-2-4-1-1-1-1-2-1-#9: BLOOD!
  1-2-4-1-1-1-1-2-1-2-#10: Winston's Naked Beer Swim
  1-2-4-1-1-1-1-2-1-2-2-#11: Weird Addiction
  1-2-5-#3: Darlene is a mystery
  1-2-5-2-#4: Can I Touch Her Breasts?
  1-2-5-2-1-#5: Don't touch my breast
  1-2-5-2-1-1-#6: The joys of reading thick legal records, solo
  1-3-#2: Winston Tastes Good
  1-3-1-#3: Winston is an aristocrat
  1-3-1-3-#4: The Jaguar
  1-3-1-3-3-#5: The First Inhabitant
  1-3-1-3-3-1-#6: Safety!!
  1-3-1-3-3-1-2-#7: Up in the Trees
  1-3-1-3-3-1-2-1-#8: Jagg Uar, the Sentinent Beast
  1-3-1-3-3-2-#6: Fightning Position
  1-3-2-#3: Winston is a shapeshifter
  1-3-2-1-#4: He runs away and eats something
  1-3-2-2-#4: His Muscles Emerged
  1-3-2-2-1-#5: Everything's better with Dinosaurs!
  1-3-2-2-1-1-#6: Jurassic Dino
  1-3-2-2-1-1-2-#7: Fairyland
  1-3-2-2-1-1-2-2-#8: Future Figaro
  1-3-2-2-1-1-2-2-2-#9: At Last Fairyland
  1-3-3-#3: Winston's Magic Pen
  1-3-3-1-#4: The Story Continues...
  1-3-3-1-1-#5: Winston Goes To Mars
  1-3-3-1-2-#5: The Story Continues...Again
  1-3-4-#3: Winston is...
  1-3-4-1-#4: Which way into Crazytown?
  1-3-4-1-3-#5: Root of All Evil
  1-3-4-1-3-2-#6: The Crazytown Water Supply Recieved a Superior ...
  1-3-4-1-3-2-2-#7: They went out for gelato.
  1-3-4-1-3-2-2-1-#8: Under the shade of a coolibah tree.
  1-3-4-1-3-2-2-2-#8: The Exit Was Hanging On The Shed
  1-3-4-2-#4: The Voodoo Queen takes them where?
  1-3-4-2-1-#5: Alice who swore she'd been through the look...
  1-3-4-2-1-2-#6: "I want some chips, dad nabit!"
  1-3-5-#3: I don't know who Winston is? So here comes Justin!
  1-3-5-1-#4: A Giant Clown named Phil MacKrackin!
  1-3-5-1-1-#5: Phil gets Justin in the end! (END)
  1-3-5-1-2-#5: Justin gets away! (END)
  1-3-5-2-#4: Kiddie Pr0n20rs?
  1-4-#2: Meanwhile, in another part of Crazytown...
  1-4-1-#3: Something entirely unrelated was happening
  1-4-1-1-#4: Inspect the item
  1-4-1-1-1-#5: A special prize!
  1-4-1-1-1-1-#6: call work to let them know you will be late
  1-4-1-1-1-2-#6: meanwhile, inside Bob's intestines....
  1-4-1-1-1-2-1-#7: Investigate the City
  1-4-1-1-1-2-1-1-#8: They attack...
  1-4-1-1-1-2-1-1-1-#9: Arnold survives
  1-4-1-1-1-2-1-2-#8: They leave
  1-4-1-1-2-#5: run away in terror
  1-4-1-1-2-2-#6: Face and talk to the female snake?
  1-4-1-1-2-2-1-#7: Run away?
  1-4-1-2-#4: Bob's Kitchen Trouble
  1-4-1-2-2-#5: Beep-Boop Beep-Boop Beep-Boop
  1-4-1-2-3-#5: Dead Bob
  1-4-2-#3: Totally unrelated & here comes young Jennifer!
  1-4-2-1-#4: A slice of bread or a tortilla?
  1-4-2-1-3-#5: This is no Dream! This is Crazytown!
  1-4-2-2-#4: Here we go!
  1-4-2-3-#4: More choices please? 
  1-4-2-3-1-#5: A large pile of pillows.
  1-4-3-#3: Confusion
  1-4-3-1-#4: Well then check the idea machine, silly
  1-4-3-2-#4: Is it OK to do a poem?
  1-4-3-2-1-#5: I Shocked My Maw
  1-4-3-2-1-1-#6: Ode to Odie
  1-4-3-2-1-2-#6: What's a crazy girl to do?
  1-4-3-3-#4: Ruben's Grand Arrival In Crazytown
  1-4-3-3-1-#5: Ruben thunders into Crazytown on his roaring Ha...
  1-4-4-#3: Teen Superheroes, Beer and Stripping
  1-4-4-1-#4: Double-Dog-Dare
  1-4-4-1-1-#5: By the Beautiful Sea
  1-4-4-3-#4: Where am I?
  1-4-4-3-2-#5: Holy '*BEEP* on a *BEEP* Sandwich!
  1-4-4-3-3-#5: A psychedelic spiral of colors 
  1-4-4-3-3-1-#6: Of course! Where did my favorite left shoe go?
  1-4-4-3-3-1-1-#7: Back on Earth
  1-4-4-3-3-2-#6: Scared to say anything more, I jump back into t...
  1-4-5-#3: Crazytown? What's Crazytown?
  1-4-5-1-#4:  Alberquerque
  1-4-5-1-1-#5: Mastersarge enters a contest to see how many mo...
  1-4-5-1-3-#5: Mastersarge destroys house and Sourkrauts!
  1-4-5-1-3-1-#6: Best Fwiends?
  1-4-5-1-3-2-#6: A German Insult
  1-4-5-1-3-2-2-#7: DEATH. (END)
  1-4-5-2-#4: What? Did you read the story description at all?
  1-4-5-2-1-#5: Cities with U's!!! Owned!
  1-4-5-2-1-1-#6: I'd like to return to the STORY?!
  1-4-5-2-1-1-1-#7: Loco Logo
  1-4-5-2-1-1-1-2-#8: Give me an I!! That starts--I/N/T/R/U/S/I/O/N! 
  1-4-5-2-1-1-1-2-2-#9: Umm... Are you actually reading this?!
  1-4-5-2-1-1-2-#7: Special People
  1-4-5-2-1-1-2-1-#8: Pizza?! Oh Noes!!
  1-4-5-2-1-1-2-1-2-#9: Something STRANGE happens!!
  1-4-5-2-1-1-2-2-#8: Pizza... Mmmmm
  1-4-5-2-3-#5: What th-? Can we stay on topic, please?
  1-4-5-2-3-2-#6: Ke$ha
  1-4-5-3-#4: "Normaltown"
  1-4-5-3-2-#5: The Lame Life of Joe Smoe
  1-4-5-3-2-2-#6: The Very Humble Beginnings
  1-4-5-3-2-2-1-#7: On Board the Crazy Train
  1-4-5-3-2-2-1-1-#8: (DO DO)-------(DO DO)-------
  1-4-5-3-2-2-1-1-1-#9: Caught His Eye
  1-4-5-3-2-2-1-1-1-2-#10: Yes, YES??
  1-4-5-3-2-2-1-1-1-2-1-#11: Omnipus, the Gargantuan OCTOPUS!!
  1-4-5-3-2-2-1-1-2-#9: Why does the Crazytown train go DO DO?
  1-4-5-3-2-2-1-2-#8: Hobo Ridin'
  1-4-5-3-3-#5: Oops! Wrong dimension!
  1-4-5-3-3-2-#6: Okay, Time To Go!
  1-4-5-3-3-2-2-#7: This Story Is Confusing
  1-5-#2: Hey, look! Crazytown has an underground labyrin...
  1-5-1-#3: Dammit! I just fell in a hole!
  1-5-1-3-#4: I say, old chap...
  1-5-1-3-2-#5: Moletown
  1-5-1-3-2-1-#6: A Tale Told By A Mole
  1-5-2-#3: We're going to need ropes and candles...
  1-5-2-2-#4: No Touchy Hair
  1-5-2-3-#4: Transformation Centrail
  1-5-3-#3: Ooooo, this is like Lord of the Rings
  1-5-4-#3: Sex Party In The Backyard
  1-5-4-1-#4: I believe there are two kinds of people
  1-5-4-2-#4: Cross What?
  1-5-4-2-1-#5: Keep Going
  1-5-4-2-2-#5: Population, location, exports...
  1-5-4-2-2-2-#6: Is everyone here this crazy? 
  1-5-4-3-#4: Ohhhhh shoot...
  1-5-4-3-1-#5: THIS thing happens!
  1-5-5-#3: It's dark in here
  1-5-5-1-#4: Spiders!
  1-5-5-1-1-#5: A Terrible Creepy Surprise
  1-5-5-1-1-1-#6: Surrounded By Spiders!
  1-5-5-1-1-1-1-#7: Wake Up To Horror
  1-5-5-1-2-#5: a secret underground research facility
  1-5-5-1-2-1-#6: Choose a door
  1-5-5-1-2-1-1-#7: Sue Ellen's Secret Past
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-#7: Go together
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-1-#8: 1, 2, or 3
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-1-1-#9: 1, or 2
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-1-2-#9: What lies beyond door 3
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-#10: you are forced through a different door
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-1-#11: follow roger or levi
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-1-1-#12: roger
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-1-1-2-#13: Who is this fiendish cackling monster?
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-1-2-2-#10: Sue Ellen screams
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-1-2-2-2-#11: The Back Rub
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-1-2-2-2-1-#12: Trouble Ahead
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-1-2-2-2-1-2-#13: a little reminder from Emily
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-1-2-2-2-1-2-2-#14: Sue Ellen's in love
  1-5-5-1-2-1-2-2-#8: 4, or 5
  1-5-5-1-3-#5: Closed for Renovation
  1-5-5-1-3-1-#6: Away from Society (and Shaving Cream)
  1-5-5-1-3-1-1-#7: Arachnophobia
  1-5-5-1-3-1-1-2-#8: Journey To The Center Of The Earth
  1-5-5-1-3-1-2-#7: I'm here to tell you that you're wrong
  1-5-5-1-3-1-2-2-#8: The Fat Lady Sings... NOT!
  1-5-5-1-3-1-2-2-2-#9: Or does she?
  1-5-5-2-#4: Ur a Real Funy Guy
  1-5-5-2-2-#5: A Monkey
  1-5-5-3-#4: This is more fun than I expected!
  1-5-5-3-2-#5: Roger's Glasses