Of course, hunting gelati takes a very special touch. You must be very, very quiet...

It did occur to Doris at one point that the blob would have trouble holding a gelato gun, however, so she asked him about it.

"Not a problem," the blob insisted. "I have taken an NRA certified rifle safety course."

"Well that's alright then," she agreed.

"But is it really ethical to shoot the gelato?" the blob mused, which caused Doris to laugh.

"You don't shoot the gelato if you can help it. It would splatter all over the place!"

"Then what's the gun for?" the blob wondered.

"Self-defense. They're very tricky creatures, and quite dangerous."

"I see," the blob responded. (An odd expression for him, since blobs have no eyes.)




"Really?" Winston responded."And exactly what do pants have to do with anything?"

But it seemed, as it often does, that Darlene was on to other things. And it was at that precise moment that I noticed the exit...