We see a completely naked, thirteen-year-old white boy, with short dark blond hair, blue eyes, and a slim body falling out of the sky down towards Crazytown. His name is Justin and luckily for him, he lands gently in a tub of warm clear Crisco oil.

As the boy tries to stand up naked in the slick tub, a shiny clear oil is now covering his smooth bare skin, but he was unharmed. As he rubs his firm bare butt with his left hand, he looks up, waves his right first up at the sky, and then screams, “YOU ALIEN BUTT-HOLES! NEXT TIME PUT MY CLOTHES BACK ON ME BEFORE YOU RETURN ME TO EARTH! ALSO, STOP TRYING TO CROSS-BREED ME WITH AN ORION BUTT-GRABBER! I CANT GET PREGNANT AND MY ASS IS GETTING PRETTY SORE! HOWEVER, I DID LIKE THE SCISSOR-TAILED DICK-SUCKER!"

As the angry boy stood there naked in the middle of this very odd town, he looked around saw...