Bob picked up the little man, careful to pinch the back of his bright yellow work suit so as not to hurt him. Lifting the man up to his face, he instructed, "please pay particular attention to the descending colon, I have been having some pain in that area."

"Of course, sir, are you ready?" the tiny man asked, a slight hint of irritation in his voice. He thought it rude that anyone would question his integrity. He always did a thorough job.

Bob carefully placed the man on the back of his tongue and swallowed, feeling a slight irritation as the mans helmet scratched at his tonsils on the way down. Then he looked at his watch and set the alarm on it for one hour. Though he was grateful for the free inspection prize in his box of Intestine Cleaner Puffs, he was annoyed at the fact that he would have to wait to eat.