

Prize winning chapter for July 20th!
It was breakfast time for Salmonella City and the bacterial inhabitants were eagerly gearing up for another meal. Sadly, all that came plummeting through the esophageal sphincter was a tiny man in a little yellow coat. He fell through the stomach, the gastric gases quickly eating away his little yellow coat, and landed painfully in Putrid Plaza, in the center of Salmonella City.
The bacteria clustered around as the intestine inspector picked himself up. This was very outside his experience but he was, first and foremost, a professional. Straightening his hard-hat and clearing his throat, he addressed the occupants of his client's stomach.
"You're all evicted!"