She was on a slice of white bread!
"Wha... what's going on here!?"
"Aw, jeez... I'm totally wasted," said a voice from behind her.
She turned around and saw a giant teen right in front of her!!
"Hmm... I feel like a ham sandwich is goin-ON!" He said really nerdy-like.
"Oh boy..." She thought. She recognized this guy from the chess club. He looked kinda cute... but he was a total moron.
Anyway, she needed to get off this piece of bread fast.
"I choose you! Mayonnaise!" He said as he whipped out a butter knife.
She tried to run, but bread is really hard to run on! She fell flat on her front.
He stirred the knife in the mayonnaise jar. She got up as fast as she could. The knife came down on her!
SPLAT!
"Ohhh... Gross!!" She yelled.
"Huh?" The guy said, "Is someone there?"
"Yes!! I'm right here!!" She shouted up at him.
"Mayonnaise!" He said in amazement, "you can TALK!?"
This person truly was an idiot.
"Ummm," he started to say, "my name's Derek..."
"I'm not mayonnaise!!!" She yelled in frustration.
"Are you bread?" Derek asked. "Hello, bread, my name is..."
"I'm not bread!! I'm Jennifer! From school!"
"How'd you get in there?"