I leaned to the left
I leaned to the right.
I shouldn't have bent
After last night.

I should have been good
But it was too late.
It was understood
I am what I ate.

I shocked my Maw
I shocked my Paw.
They shouldn't 've seen
What they shouldn't 've saw.

I'm so far gone now
Though it was on sale,
Someone shoulda told me,
"Don't eat the whole whale".

So now I'm bloated.
I'm big and icky,
I'm swimming off
To find Moby Dicky.