Oh well. On the road to Alberquerque, there was a young man who was Masterchief's brother, Mastersarge, who likes Science and Technology and Weird Al! He was living under the roof in the attic of his old house which was the house of his mom! The old house was across the street next to Jerry's Bait Shop and the whole roof was leaking and stuff! And everyday Mastersarge eats sourkrauts which was filled with Germain leaves!

Mastersarge says, "MOM! WHATZ WITH ALL THE SOURKRAUTS!!??!"

His mom stares into eyes like cow at oncoming train! She leaned over staring into Sarge and says, "ITS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!"

She straps Sarge onto the wall where he was filled to the bridge with Sourkrauts!

Then after a few long years Sarge decides to move out the house by earning a ticket to reach to Alberquerque capital.