“Is everyone here this crazy?” asked Calvin.

“Only on the even days.”

“And on the odd ones?” asked Alex.

“The even ones are the odd ones. It’s the odd ones that are normal,” the man said.

“Okay, then what about the normal ones?” Alex was losing his temper.

“Why, they are always odd.”

Alex had enough; he stormed off. Calvin followed.

“Nice meeting you guys, have fun crossing the walks,” the man yelled as they left.