Jonathon Frederickson (a.k.a. the fiendish cackling monster) was born in a deep damp dark cave in the horribly dense forests of Crazytown.

Soon after Jonathan was born, a gianormous ugly giant found the cave and killed Jonathon's mother. Suddenly, the giant started crying. He hadn't meant to do harm. He wanted to be her friend but when he tried to shake her hand he squeezed her a teeny weeny bit too tight. The giant's tears were the size of mini swimming pools.

He realized that he was about to kill baby Jonathon by drowning him, so he picked him up (extra carefully) and took the naked baby Jonathon to his home to live forevermore. In the giant's part of crazytown, seamstress giants tried to make Jonathon some clothing, but they couldn't manage to make anything that small, so little naked baby Jonathon grew up to be little naked boy Jonathon. When Jonathon was 6 years old the Giant that had rescued him died of old age. But the other giants kept treating him like family.

After a while, all the giants who had ever known that Jonathon was actually human were dead, so all the other giants just assumed he was a late blooming giant. But that didn't last long. When Jonathon turned 16 - the age ALL giants are full grown - his head barely reached 6 feet, and they realized that he was an imposter and kicked him out of the tribe.

Naked man Jonathon had no where to go. He was depressed knowing that he wasn't a giant and he didn't know what he really was because humans never came in contact with giants - humans who stayed alive that is.

Jonathon ventured out through the forest and eventually he came upon a female hiker from Crazytown. She saw him and screamed. She was repulsed by his nudity and fell over in a faint. Jonathon ran over to her and examined her.

She was human like him.