As the red mask slipped off, Levi gasped.......

It was a monkey. A FRACKING MONKEY. What. The. Hell.

And then it spoke, in a voice as subtle as ketchup, whatever THAT means.

" WEEEEE-OOOOOO WEEE-OOOOOO, the conch is my angel!!!!! MARF!!!!!! MARFFFF!!!!!!"

Then it looked at Sue-Ellen, and she saw the look in its eyes and instincitvely looked down. She screamed and wrapped her ams around her bare flesh, her dark hair falling over her bare naked shoudlers and around her adorable bare tummy, her bare toes wiggling on the cold floor (which is weird because she was ugly, especially her disqustingly deformed feet that actually had 8 toes each -- no, just kidding, she was pretty hot -- now back to the story...) as obviously her puny human clothes could never fit a cow. She began to turn and run on her bare toes, and she was tackled by the monkey, screaming " JELLLYYYYYYYY" at the top of his lungs in a voice that sounded oddly like that of Bob Saget!

As Lev turned back into himself, he looked down, befuddled as to why he was in a pair of womans's undergarments. Anyways, the now ridiculously dressed, half-naked hero found his way to Sue Ellen and proceeded to join the monkey in crawling all over her. He tickled her and every time she laughed he slapped her bare butt with a spatula. Then Roger stepped in.

" GET OFF HER! THIS IS MADNESS!"

Lev slowly turned and got to his feet, releasing the nude girl as the monkey exploded into peanutbutter at the epicness in the air. Sue Ellen quickly got on her knees, pressing her bare butt against the soles of her feet, and began to cry. But Jeff ( JEFF?) said the magic word: " GREEN!", he gurgled triumphantly.

Lev continued as the nude girl calmed down, in fact getting relaxed as she watched intently, on her stomach with her head in her hands, her bare feet kicking cutely behind her.

" MADNESS? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!