Erin tapped on Linda's bedroom door. "You ready yet?" she said through the door. Erin had finally convinced Linda to come inside after another flower sprouted on her scalp. Getting no reply, Erin opened the door and saw her best friend trying to dress herself. Standing in front of her window with the sunlight beaming down on her radiant body, Linda's body looked to be almost glowing.  She had already been able to cover her chest with a sweatshirt she had gotten for her birthday that was too big, but was to lazy to return to the store.

However, her widened hips were causing problems. Linda was trying to pull up a pair of athletic shorts, but couldn't get them past her buttocks without giving herself a major wedgie. "I'll just have to deal with it." Linda said to herself. Not noticing her best friend's presence, Linda proceeded to yank up her shorts, and having most of the mesh fabric disappear into her butt crack. Linda smiled at how big she was, the smile that was always so charming and adorable that brought the most rock-hearted people to their knees, and the smile that constantly charmed Erin. Erin quickly looked away.

"Come on!" Erin said, making her presence known. "The faster we get there, the faster we can get you fixed." Seeing how happy Linda was, Erin even had doubts that she should do this.

"What are you worried about? It only takes twenty minutes to get there." Linda said. "What, do you want to go flirt with the interns?" Instead of arguing, Erin tossed Linda her keys, and headed out to the garage. Linda followed, walking oddly with the wedgie, and started up her car; a copper colored Chevy Cobalt, and pulled out of the driveway.

The two rode in silence, until Linda began to feel funny...light headed. Similar to that one time she had tried marijuana in high school. What was really happening, was that Linda had left her sun roof open, and the light was actually messing with her brain chemicals, giving her a natural high. Along with being more baked than the Keebler Elves, the sunlight was accelerating her body's growth. It wasn't as rapid as when Linda had planted herself, but she was still growig half an inch every ten minutes.

"LINDA!"

Linda had immediately snapped out of it. While she wasn't paying attention, she had accidentally run off the road. Luckily, Linda was able to avoid the tall spruce trees on the side of the road. Pressing the gas to the floor, Linda spun her wheels in the mud, but couldn't get anywhere. "Oh...no...dammit" she said under her breath, and put her head down on the steering wheel. Sighing, Linda unhooked her seat belt, shifted the car into neutral, and got out.

"Where are you going?" Erin asked.

"I'm gonna push the car, steer it out for me, k?" Even frustrated, Linda still skipped over to the back of her car.

Walking behind the car, Linda stepped behind the sedan, and tried to push the car out of the mud. Her feet sinking in, Linda nearly came as her body replanted itself in the ground. Pushing, Linda's body grew and shrunk with every step in and it of the mud, keeping a portion of her height every time. By the time Linda got he car back on the road, she had gained another four inches, topping her out at 6'6". Her skin had also started to take a greenish tint to it, showing the chlorophyll flowing through her veins.

Getting back in he car, Linda had to move her seat all the way back so her legs didn't get in the way. "Umm, you DO know that you turned green, right?" Erin asked

"Yes, I know." Linda said flattly.

"And you grew even more?"

Linda smiled.

"Linda! You should've let me push, I'm just worried about what's happening to you."

"I'll be fine."

"In a daze, you ran the car off the road." Erin said.

"Ugh..." Linda said, knowing her friend was right. Linda stuck her key back in the ignition, and