One morning as usual, you wake up around 7:00 to your alarm clock, “BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,” you roll over to turn it off and then manage to sit yourself up and stretch.

You stumble to the bathroom, and brush your teeth. You then look down to put your electric toothbrush back on the charger when you hear, “Morning Sunshine.” You then look up to see a woman in the mirror, startled you turn around. “Remember me?” she asks.

It was one of your exes, “Oh yeah, Tracey, Torie, Tina, yeah that’s it Tina, right?” You say, “Aww you remembered.” She says with a smile, “Yeah…so ah… how did you get in here?” you ask,

“Oh that’s not important, but you know Mike, you’re a jerk.” She says, changing her tone from friendly to serious. “What? Look I’m sorry it didn’t work out but…” you try to say but she cuts you off. “You didn’t let me finish, you’re an insensitive womanizing asshole, and were tired of it.” She says, “Wait what do you mean we?” you ask, “Well pretty much every woman you’ve ever met, and now it’s payback time.” She says with a somewhat sinister smile on her face.

“What?” you say with a confused look on your face, “Yeah you see, we have been given complete control over you, how you dress, where you work, what you eat, you get the idea.” She says

You then start laughing uncontrollably, “Wow, that’s a good one, I was worried there for a second.” You say as you turn around and walk out of the room, “Well it was good to see you. You know your way out right?”

Suddenly…