Kris eye was drawn to a glass display case in the mall, like one in a jewelry store. Interested, he walked over, and saw all sorts of glass trinkets inside. "Geez, I wish I had some more money so I could Mandy something nice like this.

"Please don't fog up my glass."

Kris spun around, and found himself face first into the most perfect pair of breasts he had ever seen. Pulling his head out of the woman's cleavage, Kris stared in awe at the massive woman. She was easily 6'10", a foot taller than Kris, and had long, flowing red hair down to her ass. plus, she looked ad if she was trying to smuggle watermelons out of the mall under her lime green sweater. "So, can I help you find anything?" she asked in a bored tone, really hoping he would say no.

"I'm looking for a gift for my girlfriend, but I don't know if I can afford it."

"Psh, I don't want your money." the girl said, "Fucking capitalist pigs, running the world."

"Oh. Okay then, I'll just be on my-- wait, what?" Kris asked

"The items are all very magical, but their powers all bring horrible tragedy to whomever wear them."

"Horrible tragedy." Kris said, shocked

"Yep. But who knows? I just night be bullshiting you." the amazon said. "Who's to say this all a prank? But let's find your girlfriend a gift. By the way, my name's Chelsea.