Matt had just started school at Fat School for Boys. It was an all boy’s school for weight loss. At least that’s what he thinks its for. He knows it’ll basically be like a fat camp, except for school.

Then he starts walking down the halls. He sees a lot of pictures of famous morbidly obese people in history, even those who are immobile by fat. He then sees a lot of lunch ladies who are severely overweight carrying huge dinners that could feed a whole fat camp, twice, with leftovers.

Then he heard someone speaking behind him. Who was it???