Shrek and Fiona were sitting quietly in their little swampy home, nursing their children. "Shrek, will you be please help me change our kids's diapers?" Sherk was jut lazily sitting on the couch, watching some fairy tale television. "Sheesh, Fiona. Can't you do it without my help?" "Well you barely done anything to take care of them. I feel like i'm raising the my own. So get off your lazy butt and help with the kids." "Right after this commercial." Fiona came over to the magical box, switching the dial to 'off'. "Hey! I was watching that!" "You can watch your tv later. Right now, you need to pay some child support." "I'll do it when I feel like it!" After that, Sherk reache for the remote, but Fiona's quick instincts quickly slapped his hand away from it. "Ow. You know what? I'm out of here!" "Your not going anywhere!" "Sometimes, I think things were better when I was just alone!" Fiona gasped, and Sherk left the house angered.

He kept grumbling to himself, how their life used to be easy without the monstrous babies. He looked up to the sky. "A little change wouldn't hurt, you know!" He started at his muddy pool. "Might as well pull off some steam." He jumped in the mudbath, soaking himself in that dirty goodness. All of a sudden, he felt kind of a tingle sensation in his body. "What's happening?" Not a second to waste, Shrek couldn't see nothing but a sea of brown mud. "Did I get small?" He looked beyond the mud, and saw a giant replica of his house. "I did get smaller! I shrunk! I better get help." He tried his best to swim through the hardened mud, and 30 minutes to waste, he finally made it dry land. "NOw to get Fiona's help!"

He stood at the front of the door. Since it wasn't a very fancy door, he was able to crawl thorugh one of the many holes. He saw Fiona sitting in a rocking chair, weeping. "Fiona! Fiona!" She couldn't hear the miniature orge, so he had to get more closer. When he got more closer to Fiona, a furious smell surrounded the area. "What's the horrible stench?" He looked forward to see Fiona's bare green toes just chilling out. He looked up past her dress, and got the idea to climb her being. but right where he was ready to start, his hand got caught inside her toejam. "Get off!" He tried to stuggle, even tried to release it with the other half, but just made things worse. Now both his hand were glued between Fiona's toes. Then out of nowhere, loud screeching began to occur. He looked over to his kids, watching them cry like their mother. "HUH?" She sddenly realized her kids we shedding tears. "YOU GUYS LOOK HUNGRY. TIME FOR FEEDING. BE RIGHT BACK."

She walked over to the cabinets of food, hurting Shrek with each step. It wasn't long till it caused Shrek to get his face stuck in her toejam. He was disgusted at his perdicament. Fiona was now tipping her toes to get her ingredients, causeing agonizing pain for Shrek. His screams were muffled in the toejam, and apperently swallowed a quart of the fungus. Fiona was now preparing three heaping plates of mushed crickets. She grabbed jumping crickets from a nearby jar, let them out, and squshed them using her ange against Shrek. She then put some in each bowl. "NOW FOR MY SECRET RECIPE." She sat down on a chair, placed her foot onto her knee, and began to pick between her toes. She kept doing this till all the toejam were swept clean from her toes. Shrek was caught in this sweeping and was dropped into the middle bowl.

Fiona carried the bowl back into the main room, where the babies were still crying. "HERE YOU GO, KIDS. NICE AND FRESH." They started to laugh and clap like total maniacs. Shrek was placed in front of his daughter, who look quite hungry. Since she was properly taught to eat, she stuffed her hands inside and grabbed what she could. "No, sweetie, no!" Shrek's pile of goop was stuck on her finger. He was now watching as his own daughter was about to eat her daddy. She sucked on her fingers for quite a long time, trying get each tiny spot of goop. Shrek was rolling around in her mouth and then swallowed.

Fiona began crying, not knowing where Shrek was. What she didn't know was that he was right there all along, as a stain on his daughter's diaper.

The End