I decided to take the gentleman's approach and not see my French teacher undress herself . As she went into the room I made a huge jump more of a leap to the counter . I managed to hang on the desk by the skin of my teeth . She was around 30 the receptionist and quite the looker. Long long blonde hair who sorta looked like a barbie doll but had broad hips and was curvy .


I almost forgot about my mission to get rescued as I was admiring this woman's rack . I decided that I had spied long and hard and needed to be noticed . I started jumping up and down infront of her but as soon as she was drifting her eyes torwards me . Then I heard it mute my ears nearly . "Ring-ring-ring-ring". The phone to the left of me started going and she picked up the phone .


"Tanya's Tanning Salon How Can I Help You". At first I thought that this just might be a dud phone call or I dreamed it would be a prank but then I heard her change her voice slightly higher . "Viv Is that you OH MY GOD". Suprisingly the girls at school were more mature than this woman . I still jumped like a astronaut . Then I noticed she was looking up at the ceiling oblivious of me . She then started swinging left and right making chairplay while having no idea . "This is one dumb receptionist". I said under my breath but wondered what's the point .


Even if I shouted nobody would hear me . Then I laid down and just waited for the phonecall to end . It had been 10 minutes before I heard a familar voice . "Thank You ". Those 2 words sounded like a accent infact a French Accent . I saw my French Teacher walking back out the door and leaped at her . Coincedentally she had opened up a bottle of water and I fell right into it ...... fell down and down like a water slide chute. I got up and quickly realised that I wasn't on the hot receptionist's desk . It was a shame but at least I knew I was somewhere by my French Teacher . Before I could crack where I was I noticed something It was like a mirror . I could see a mirror of myself in here but still see what's in front of it . It's like I was in a bottle of some sort . I wasn't exactly Sherlock Holmes so It took me a while to realise where I was .




Suddenly I looked down and saw I was neck deep in water . I didn't dare touch the bottom as I was scared of water and even more scared of Jaws . Suddenly I saw light from the top of wherever I was . At my size my sight was ruined so I had to squint . Then I heard the car door shut . I was put into her purse . While in the car I heard a familar song .


"Daa Dun Daa Dun". I quickly jumped down to the bottom of the water and cowardly kicked below my feet incase of a shark . Then the music started getting louder . "Daa Dun". I started to turn slightly mad . Then I heard a hand fiddle with a knob and the sound went up piercing my eardrums . "Dun Dun Dun Dun". Then I heard my captor's voice . (Inaudible French).I was a good student and heard something about favourite song . Then I finally realised that It was a song on the radio .


I quickly saw the light again and I saw a hand turn . Suddenly I saw the whole light and my French Teacher's beautiful face . I was up to eye level with her and suddenly she opened her mouth . She wasn't giving me a oral hygiene lesson by the looks of it and she really hadn't been tickled by something . I noticed I was bobbing up and down her front yard as she had her mouth open . Then the water took me by suprise and plunged me down torwards her shiny teeth almost shark like . I realised I needed to take drastic action or I would be shark meat. I was freefalling into the abyss that was my french teacher's white teeth . "Great " . I thought while plummeting . My life would end up digesting and rotting and my family would never know about this . Just stick up some missing posters while my captor just goes about her business and will eventually crap out my skelton body . I landed on a object . It was sharp at the edge and there wasn't much to it . I noticed that there was some dried up food presuambaly from yesterday . I realised I had landed on her teeth . The impact must have caused quite the anooyance and she got anooyed .


Next thing I know , I look up to see another pair of chompers above me and they are coming down pretty fast . Then I gulp as they are going to crunch me . I jump out of the way and once again freefall . This time there is no escape .




Then as I expect to meet the hard gravel of the garden . I land on a soft white object . It is very light and my giantess is looking at me and lifting me up like a rocket . Then I see her mouth open again but it is not like she is going to eat whatever I'm on . It turns out I'm on her tissue and she is about to sneeze on me . I jump at the last minute right as the front door opens and still get a impact of the sneeze . I notice that she coughed flem onto the tissue and shudder. As that could have been me . Another freefall occours but this time I land on my butt . I am finally now on the floor .


My French Teacher is a newly divorced woman and her only daughter has moved out . I don't really know that much about her but know that she doesn't have someone living at her house . She walks into the kitchen as I see her flip flops just slapping against the tiles . Like a crocodile . Then I hear my teacher speak in French again . "Jai' m'apelle Missy". I know French and it looks like she is crouching down and smiling . Then I hear a response . "Meow ".