Simon sipped his wine. His date had not showed up as he buried his head in his hands. "I'm a little drunk .... Who am I even talking to?". Simon was 31 and desperatley wanted a Wife. To get a wife , he needed a girlfriend and that was extremely hard with someone like Simon. He wasn't exactly funny or good looking and he was a loner. He had no famiy nearby and was a only child. He had kept growing this beard that made him look like a caveman and he wasn't fashionable. Simon had to face the music as he wasn't exactly Brad Pitt and he had wasted half his life on Alcohol and Cigarettes. Simon looked and saw this beautiful Waitress. She was probably the same age as Simon and she was very good looking. Her tan made her look like a bronze godess. She was very curvy but was wearing trousers and flat shoes so she couldn't show them off. She was chewing gum and her breath woke Simon up. "Sir, have you paid". Her voice sounded Italian- American. "Yeah, Can I just stay here for a while until I'm ready to leave". Simon was very drowsy and felt like he could puke at any second. "Sure thing Sir". Simon smiled as the beautiful woman whose nametag read Rosa walked to another customer. He heard the sound of her worn out shoes slapping against the tiled ground. Simon then got up and went to the bathroom to wash up. As he poured water on his face, Simon felt weird. He was going to puke. Simon was just about to puke in the sink when instead of vomiting , Simon passed out.....