The boy's team had started doing drills and were doing rather well with passing the to each other and running laps. That is, until the girls soccer team decided to visit. The coach walked up to their giant, muddy cleats and long shaved legs and asks

"What do you girls want? Cant you leave my players alone?"

"Oh, we would, but they're our players now."

"What! You cant just take my players and do whatever you want with them. What are you kids talking about?"

"We asked the principal if we could take the boys soccer team and help us play and she agreed because it would cut spending on such a useless sport for shrinkees and help us, the Schools Star Team, achieve victory in the Finals."

"Stop this. You're just doing this to tease the boys aren't you. How can they possibly help you when theyre this small?"

"That's easy. As our Personal.....