Clearly, Darlene wasn't as heavy a sleeper as the other girls. So you decided to play it safe and quit here. You stood up, and began to walk away. But then, Darlene's shoes caught your eye. Hm, they aren't her feet, but pretty close for a substitution. You thought, as you picked them up and headed for the bathroom with them.
Once alone, you held one to your nose, dropped your pants, and went to town with the other. In about five short minutes, you were about to climax. So you dropped the one shoe, and continued smelling the other as you jerked over the toilet. You shot your load directly into the bowl, cleaned yourself up, an flushed away the "evidence".After that, you grabbed the shoes and opened the door to put them back before anyone would notice. What an awesome time you just had, never was it that good unless you were with a girl!

But to your horror, when you opened the door, someone was standing there! Oh, my God! I'm so screwed now! your thoughts screamed at you.
With her arms crossed, and her foot tapping (Oh, that beautiful foot!) Darlene had a scowl on her face.
"What where you doing with my shoes?!" she demanded.
You tried to say something, but the mix from such a powerful orgasm fallowed by huge shock of humiliation left you with nothing but gibberish to say.
"You better not have got anything on them!" Darlene scolded you as she snatched her shoes from you. Clearly, the glint in your eyes, coupled with where you were in the first place, gave you away to what you did.
"I'm- I'm so sorry Darlene. I just- I couldn't..." You stuttered, but Darlene cut you off after seeing her shoes were just as clean as when she came over.
"So, what? You like feet or something?" she asked you.
You just stood there, clearly she must know after this. Right?
"Never mind. Of course you do, otherwise you wouldn't have taken my shoes in the first place." Darlene said.

Then, a smile/smirk formed on her face. You couldn't tell which. Darlene spoke up, saying things that shocked you just as much as when you were caught.
What was she saying?