Unfortunately, there was no way your humongous aunt could hear your pleas at all. Wanting to be rid of the "bug," she ran to the window, opened it, and quickly flung you out into the outside world. "That's much better," your aunt said as she went to put her shoes back on, completely unaware of your plight.

After she had thrown you, the wind had brought you over to the sidewalk. There you were collecting yourself after a fall. You weren't hurt too badly but you still needed to get someone's attention. Suddenly, a giant pair of beige Ugg boots were walking toward you. They belonged to...