You smell the overwhelming odor of your brother's young feet, the towering white fiber must be his mountainous socks with his big stinky feet inside them. Thunder booms overhead, and all of you are forced to cover your ears.

John is laughing, you must be very small indeed for him to have such a godlike voice!

"If you wanted to smell my feet so bad Niall, all you had to do was ask!" Your titan like bro thunders as he falls back on his butt causing a mini earthquake.

"Now to get these socks off so the smell can REALLY be unleashed!" and so it is when John tugs off his socks in a shower of funk and fluff, that the smell wafts over to you and your friends in such force that you all fall to your knees as he wiggles his toes in delight.

"Ahh...my feet are free!" John sighs.