"So um...could you fuse us back together Dan?" she asked, "I missed being so close to you..."

Your eyes widened. "You can't be serious Megan!? Why the hell would you want that?!" you asked angrily.

"I already told you!" she explained with an attitude adjustment, "It's...complicated. I miss that feeling when I was with you."

"We could just go on a date instead! Just you and me! What about that?" you suggested.

"No way!" she disapproved, "I could have been fine with that before this all had happened but I can't...I can't let this be simple! I need to be in a stronger relationship with you!"

Oh my god, you thought, She's gone completely berserk!

"Please Dan! I'll be such a good mother to you! I can't risk feeling alone now. If you don't then...I don't know what I would do to myself!"

"You would kill yourself because of this?!"

"If that's what it would take to relieve me of this aching heart!" she yelled.

This was bad...she was very serious about this.