You open the door and the man just smiles and says, "I see you have already been watching the TV. Didn't I tell you not to until I came back?"

You reply, "I... Um I am sooooooooo (like a cow moo) sorry." You clamp your hand over your mouth at the shock of sounding like a cow.

The old man grins and shakes his head, "Tsk Tsk Tsk. Well it serves you right and now I won't show you how to use the TV."

You reach out and grab his arm, your giant milk filled boobs jiggle, "Please help me I can't go to base looooooooooking like this tomorrooooooooow. Or sounding like a coooooooooow."

He removes your grip and says.....