"Hey, Candace." Linda addressed her daughter upon finding her in the kitchen. "Guess what."

"You've got a gig at the mall?" She guessed.

"No," Linda replied, "Better than that." Candace thought for a moment then her eyes bugged out.

"No way!" She declared. "You actually caught Phineas and Ferb doing something crazy!?!" Linda rolled her eyes.

"No, Candace," She answered. "And I wish you'd stop that nonsense."

"Well, what?" Candace asked in a slightly defeated tone.

"I'm going to be the queen of.."

"Mars?" Candace interrupted. "Been there, done that."

"I was going to say," Linda finished, "A country in a parallel universe. And, best of all, I'll be gigantic."

"Wait, what?!?" Candace blurted out before settling down a bit. "Are you sure this isn't something Phineas and Ferb suggested?"

"Candace," Linda responded, "Enough about your brothers' supposed 'wild' activities."

"Well," Candace wondered, "If it's not Phineas and Ferb, then who's providing the service?"