Looking over you was your husband John, he had a baffled look on his face probably thinking, where was his wife and why there was a half naked baby in the house.

You try to explain that you are his wife and a magical Ipad app made you a baby but of course all that comes out were baby babble with maybe a word or 2. So you point to the app, and then a picture of yourself and then you. In the end John...