Mikey, the 13 year old troublemaker, was in the principal's office, AGAIN. And the principal was yelling at him, AGAIN, and of course Mikey had that grin on his face that infuriated so many adults to the point that they wanted to smack it off of him.

A vein bulged in the screaming man's bald head, "Oh gee, he's gonna have a heart attack! Ha ha!" The mischief maker laughed inside.

Principal Victor appeared to freeze, mid spit spewing scream, the clock on the wall stopped ticking, and everything outside the office seemed extremely quiet. Mikey looked around curiously, "Huh? What the-" Mikey got out of his chair and waved a hand in front of the frozen principal's face.

"Hey! Mikey!" A voice called to him.

Mikey nearly killed himself trying to get back to his chair, the voice laughed. "Relax man, you and I are the only ones who can see and hear each other right now."

"But I can't see you!" Mikey looked around until he spotted a tiny boy sitting on the principal's desk.

"Now you do! Hehe!"

Mikey proceeded to poke and prod the tiny person, who protested and swatted the boy's finger away with surprising strength. "Stop that! Now listen, I've come to give you a gift!"

Mikey blinked curiously, "What kinda gift?"

Instantly the boy grew to the same size as Mikey himself, nearly giving the mischievous boy a heart attack. The boy laughed, "Now, I don't have much time to explain the gift. Lemme just tell you that my name is Loki. Ever hear of me?"

"Yeah...you're the trickster god.....heey....you're not gonna trick ME are you?"

"No no no, you're gonna be doing the mischief and trickery once I give you the gift I've brought you."

"Funny, I thought you'd be older."

"Boy, I've only taken this shape so I could watch you for awhile, to determine if you were worthy of this blessing. Besides, my true form is not for human eyes."

Mikey nodded, "So what does the trickster god want to give little old me?"

Loki chuckled, "Only the infinite power to make you a god of size, not much compared to my own power, but quite alot for a young lad such as yourself."

"What do you mean, god of size?"

"Exactly what I said, you'll be able to shrink or grow yourself, or anything or anyone else. You'll be able to do pretty much anything else with the slightest thought as well. But as I said it will not make you a true god like me. It will make you a god in the eyes of your people sure."

Mikey's eyes shown with awe and malice at the thought of being a god to everyone else. "Can I have it now? Please?" Mikey said using a word he normally wouldn't use.

Loki placed a palm on Mikey's forehead, and with a flash, Loki had disappeared, and only his voice remained. "Now go and become a god!"

Before Mikey knew it he was being yelled at again, although he was looking at himself and pinching his arm to make sure he hadn't fallen asleep.

"ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME YOUNG MAN!?" Victor spat at Mikey, the boy looked up with a bored expression and thought of the annoying man shrinking to the size of a pea.

Sure enough, right before Mikey's wide eyes, it began to happen. Mikey leaned over the desk and saw a pea sized horrified Principal Victor looking around and screaming in terror up at the titanic boy. "Ha ha ha! I can't believe it worked! Now what to do with you small fry...?"