"Excuse me sir? Can I help you?" asks a nice young female employee.

Turning to look at her Peter feels slightly embarrassed to be caught in the lingerie department. Looking around, trying to think of something to say he locks his eyes on a rack of bras and realizes that his new body parts just might help him out of this.

"Yes, I was looking for a bra!" he said, trying to keep a straight face.

"What is your bra size sir?" asked the girl, seemingly non-phazed by the situation.

"Uh, I don't know!" admits Peter truthfully.

The sales clerk then says...