"Wait a second! Why is my vision blurry?" asks Jim.

"Huh?" you say, wondering what he means.

"Everything farther away than a few feet is blurry!" says Jim.

"I guess you need glasses then," you reply.

"Huh," Jim, smiling dopily.

"Guys! What the fuck happened to us?" asks Ken, "I mean one second we are our normal guy selves checking into a hotel on vacation and the next we are a trio of hot chicks outside by some pool! Like how the fuck did that happen!?"

"I haven't a clue," you admit.

"Hey! You were right!" remarks Jim, now wearing glasses, "After putting on these glasses I can see much better! Huh!"

You then stand up, trying to work out what happened. As you pace back and forth in front of Jim (as Kate the Aerospace lab tech) and Ken (as Paula the wife of a pro-sports star) someone comes up to you and taps you on the shoulder. The person who did this was...