"What's going on, Mike?" you ask as you look around the large dining room. The room has a large table filled with food which would put an endless buffet to shame and sitting at the table are a bunch of guys bigger than your supersized brother. By your guess there's only one that's slightly smaller than him," Who are these guys?"
"Mike, what is wrong with you? Did you not tell him before you brought him here?" asks one of the biggest guys at the table, a big hairy Italian man who's wearing a wife beater which rides up and exposes his lower belly.
"Sorry guys, I just woke up a little while ago," Mike apologies," (Insert Your Name Here), this is the (insert your home town name here) Gainer Society."
"A gainer society?" you clarify a little mystified.
"Yeah, the chapter at college took me in when they saw that I had potential," Mike explains and slaps his gut," They thought me how to maximize my budget, taught me where to eat and how to expand my gut."
"Looks like its doing wonders for you man," says one of the guys with a big beer gut tucked under his white shirt which only shows off how big his gut is.
"Thanks, I'm glad I'm growing," Mike grins.
"So what am I doing here?" you ask feeling very slim in a room where everyone else has thighs thicker than your waist.

What's the answer?