You drive your sleeping mound of a cousin back to the house to try to find a way to reverse his leaching. You pull into the driveway and race into the house, leaving Tom to sleep soundly in the back. You run straight to the computer and google fat leach.

A few links down on the second page you find an old site with pictures of ancient fertility goddess statues depicting obese people. You scroll through the pictures and find what looks to be a golden cork with an emerald stud. The paragraph to the side explains the myth that the possessor of the cork is able to drain fat out of those around him by placing it in his belly button and that Aztec kings used it to become enormous so they would be considered gods. You scan down the rest of the paragraph to find that the effects are reversible if the cork is removed from the users belly button.

You hear a thunderous crash from downstairs and practically jettison yourself out of your room to go investigate. Somehow Tom managed to get himself out of the car and into the house. The crash must have been from a kitchen chair that was embedded under his many layers of flab. "Why aren't we still at Walmart!" he screeched, "I wasn't done!" Before he knew what was going on you rush towards him and put your hand in a stomach fold. You dug around for a few seconds until you found something hard and you pulled it out. Sure enough it was the cork. A bright blue light erupted from Tom's belly and engulfed the room.