It doesn't take (Insert Your Name Here) to make his breakfast consisting of a cowl of sugary cerial and a piece of toast. You were a little worried there that the Switch Cookie would make him eat enough to match his gains.
"Can you come here for a second?" you ask putting your paper down.
"What is it, Dad?" (IYNH) asks setting his bowl and plate down and walks closer to you.
You stick out your hands and one hand gives his little belly a squeeze while the other tests his love handles," Looks like you're finally starting to fill out."

What's (IYNH)'s reaction?