While both options would help your Uncle Jerry towards finding a new relationship, you decide to wish your uncle will find someone who will accept, if not enjoy his plus size. You'd hate to see your uncle get even smaller. You know your brother Mike will do nothing but rub it in your uncle's face when Mike surpasses his weight. You ready a small glass and chug it down and say," I wish my Uncle Jerry will meet someone special who accepts his size as a positive thing."
You know your Uncle will be swinging by for supper in a few days so you're bound to hear about the wonderful first date soon. While it would be fun to make another wish on someone else, you decide to only have one wish going at a time. You return to Sean's bed and quickly fall asleep.

The next day you wake up and find Sean in the kitchen cooking some pancakes. His bloated belly receded back down to abs, but not quite as cut as before, and with the pile of pancakes on his plate soaked with butter and syrup you doubt he'll be as cut as he was anytime soon.
After breakfast you head home and see your brother on the couch. He's happy to see you and quickly gives you a strong bear hug against his bigger frame. He explains he packed on 32 pounds at college in the first year, bringing his weight up to 292.
While you are jealous of Mike's gains and want to make a wish that would cause him to become an even bigger chow hound, you decide against it. Since it won't help him and Swizzle warned you he's watching your wishes.
The next couple of days are pretty slow, with no job between you and Mike you both tend to spend some time in front of the TV watching some shows or playing some video games. Mike usually snacking on a few things throughout the day and usually without a shirt either. A few of Mike's friends swing by and a couple of them have packed on some pounds as well, but not quite as impressive as Mike's freshman's 30.
One evening you get a phone call from Sean telling you that he went to King Henry's Royal Buffet and stuffed himself silly and was rubbing his bloated belly thinking of you and the night karma caught up with him. By the sounds of it, he really is enjoying his new life style and wants to hang out with you a bit more.
The next night your Uncle comes to dinner and you can tell something is different about him, you're not quite sure about it and decide to save it for later since the theme of the night is Mike's adventures in college and weight gain. With Mike being 10 pounds away from surpassing your uncle the two of them Mike really plays up his eating while you can tell your uncle is holding back. Why is another question.
While your mom and brother clean up after dinner (Mike let out a loud burp your mother didn’t approve of too much), you find your uncle in the living room.
“So how’s the dating life going?” you casually ask knowing it wasn’t asked at the dinner table.

What’s your uncle’s response?