While it would be fun to see what would happen if you pulled a 180 and gave in and just pigged out to see if your theory is true, you can't. With every passing minute the new term ticks closer and you could lose your football scholarship if you're not fit for it. While you do have a nice weight, your endurance and power is severely lacking. You hope what you heard in the change room at the gym is true and this store has an item to help you get some much needed results.
You arrive at the mall and quickly escape the hot humid air and feel yourself sweating already within the short walk from your big red jeep to the mall's entrance.
'I'm so out of shape it's not even funny,' you think yourself as you finally feel the air conditioned air on your skin.
You begin your search for the shop. You happen to chose the mall entrance where there is no map, so you walk up and down the mall looking at the shops while you feel the eyes of all the regular and beach ready crowd stare at you as your belly, love handles, chest and nearly every roll on your body shakes and jiggles with every step under your t-shirt.
After wondering the mall for nearly half an hour and feeling a little hungry again you finally spot it. As you approach it, it seems that everyone else doesn't even notice the little shop. You walk into the shop and notice the old wooden boards on the floor and the strong smell of dust filling the air. You've been in a few new age stores, but this one almost feels like a mash up between a new age store and an ancient library from a fantasy movie.
"Can I help you?" comes a voice from behind.
You turn and look down to see a short looking orange flakey skin man with pointy ears and long ugly looking finger nails.

Should you tell him your story or just search the store yourself?