Hillary ran out of her house(or rather she waddled, more slowly than last time given she was 100 pounds heavier) and back to the drugstore. She whipped out her mother's credit card at the counter, spending roughly $800 on 20 bottles full of this new wonder drug. Each bottle had 100 pills in it. She was so ecstatic about the possibilities that lay ahead of her, she wasn't even aware of the counter guy staring at her butt crack on the way out the door.


When she got back home, Hillary layed out all 20 bottles of medicine right in front of her, picked one up and read the label. After looking at the label, Hillary realized that the bottle she had bought before had been a weakened version. This was the full power stuff.

"For every 100 pounds of weight, each pill will add 10 pounds. Warning, this amount will increase if subject is over 300 pounds. If more than one pill is taken at once, each pill will process itself through the body separately."

Hillary took a moment to think. She was 500 pounds now, so just 1 pill would make her gain at least 50 pounds, and the label said it would be more since she was over 300 pounds. She was a little uneasy about swallowing a whole bottle with that kind of potency. What should she do?