--Outside the story--

Aerodeth: ...Normally this would be TOO gross for my taste... but I just got an INTERESTING idea!! How's about spicing things up a bit?!

--Back in the story--

Shippo was large and in charge!! For once in his life, he wasnt the little weaking that's only there for comic relief! ...No... now he was THE man of the hour!

Speaking of 'man'... MAN, did he start to feel strange!! He starting staring at Kagome weirdly... she was pretty cute and all... but to Shippo, she was FIIIINNNNNEEEE! He began sweating a lot at just the sight of her!!

"Umm... Shippo? Why are you looking at me like that?" Kagome asks the giant Shippo... worried about what he'd have in store for her!
Shippo just began blushing and started rubbing his... ARMS together like two sticks making fire!! He felt hot and tingly all over!!

"Uh...oh!!! W...what's happening to me??!!" Shippo thought to himself!!
"Uh OH!! I know what THIS is!" Miroku smiled, "Our 'little' boy Shippo's becoming a man!"

Kagome's jaw dropped, "...Oh great! JUST THE PERFECT TIME!!"

Inuyasha just sighed, "It looks like we're gonna have to give him the 'Talk'..."
Miroku just cracks his knuckles and grins, "Not to worry! Allow ME to explain to him the birds and the bee?!"

Inuyasha just tsks, "Tsk... a perverted monk telling a gigantic kid about puberty?! NO WAY!! I'LL talk to him!!"
"Please!" Miroku sighs, "He should hear it from someone whose had expertise on this subject!"

Meanwhile, Kagome gets more and more frightened of Shippo staring at her! "Uh... could one of you just give him the talk allready before he decides to find out the hard way?????!!!!"