"S..SHIPPO!! WAKE UP!!!" Kagome screams! He just mutters in his sleep, "I'll be gentle my love... get ready for some loving, fox-boy style!!"

Kagome closes her eyes tearified of what he's about to do with her... Shippo grins and... rubs her under her foot??!!! Oh good... he STILL hasnt learned enough about puberty!!

"How's that feeling for you, love?" Shippo asks.

Kagome just looks up at him weird, "Um.. ok, I guess.."

Meanwhile, while Inuyasha is in his little daze, he is zoning out... and thinking of.. his old flame, Kikyo!

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"Inuyasha...my love..." Kikyo looks at him in the eye.

"Kikyo..." he stares back.

"Please... take me... take me NOW" she slowly removes her robes..

"Oh yes... Kikyo..." he embraces her... and wraps his arms around her...
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"Oh Kikyo..." unfortunately in REAL life, Inuyasha is wrapping his arms around tiny little Miroku!!

"AAAUUGGHH!! DAMN YOU MUTT!! LET ME GO!!!" He screams!

Inuyasha is just smiling, "Priestess... your body is so firm, yet so delicate..."

"I SAID LET GO!!!!!" Miroku yells off the top of his lungs!

Inuyasha slowly licks Miroku's body.. (Uggh... God! Even I didnt wanna picture that!) The monk desperately tries reaching for the robe over his wind-tunnel!!!