Clueless of what happened, Inuyasha just follows the rest of the gang... "Uh...just what happened while I was out?" he asked.
"Oh, Shippo's found himself a little crush," Miroku tells him.

"Unfortunately, Shippo said the wrong words," Sango glared at Miroku, "and the next thing you know, she found another... a MUCH better catch!"

"Yikes," was all Inuyasha could say, "that must suck!"

"Yeah.." Miroku tells him, "and now the two are fighting! We gotta stop them!"

"No...NO ONE gets in the way of my beloveds!!!!"

The gang turns around... it's the little demoness... frowing at them! "They are fighting for my sake! I will NOT give them up! NOT TO ANYONE!!"

Inuyasha just bends down and tries talking to her, "Ok, young lady. You've had your little fun and all, but we really gotta take Shippo away now! Hope you understand."

She just pinches Inuyasha's hand... and he instantly falls to the ground... DEAD! (some kind of touch of Death, perhaps?) She turns to the others and smiles, "Who else would like to talk?" They just slowly back away...

***

Inuyasha wakes up... he's back in front of the gates of Heaven... the guard up front just stares at him... with an angry frown on her face!

"Uh...where am-"
"Youre REALLY starting to push it!!" she interrupts him! "I have given you another chance, only to waste it so fast!!"
"Wait... I was here before?" he obviously doesnt remember his FIRST trip to Heaven!

"Yes you were," she sighs, "the little fox-demon stomped on your unconcious body, breaking every bone of your body... now youre sent back after a touch of death???!!"
"Yeah um.. sorry about that. Can you please send me back now?"

"WHAT??! NO!!" she yells furiously, "No one gets a THIRD chance!!! Naraku or no Naraku, rules are rules!"

"AW C'MON!!" he pleads, "I'll do anything you want! Just please send me back!!!"

She just looks at him... with a strange look in her eye, "...ANYTHING, huh?"

Inuyasha just looks back at her with a worried look on his face!

She smiles, "Well... there is ONE thing..."