Koga entered the ominous door trying to see what lay ahead in the darkness. As soon as he was clear of it, the door slammed shut. Koga's tail had nearly been crushed, it closed to fast. He took a few steps forward and was suddenly blinded by a bright light. He looked down and saw he was standing on another desk. He slowly looked up and met the eyes of the ruler of Hell.

And he was a baby.

Koga didn't know quite what to think. But there was no mistaking that he was standing before a huge baby boy. He was sucking on a pacifier and everything. He was wearing a purple robe and a tall hat that had Jr. stamped on it. His hands were folded and he said, "So what can I do for you?"

Koga said the first thing that came to his head, "Who are you supposed to be?"

The baby's eye twitched and he said, "I'm the ruler of Hell, Koenma. I was sent down here by Washu after we had a falling out. I'm also the ruler of the afterlife in a different Universe, but in the end every person comes to the same place, either Heaven or Hell, no matter what Universe they're from and I'm here in Hell, while Washu is in Heaven. I can make an appearance on Earth only in the Universe where I rule the afterlife. But I digress. What are you here for?"

"How did you and this Washu person have a falling out?" Koga asked.

Koenma sighed and said, "We just both had different ideas on how things should be run in Heaven, some names were called, some injuries were incurred and I was sent down here with all the other men in Heaven. But we've adapted and it's our job to punish those who were evil in life. So what can I do for you?"

"You didn't have a relationship with her did you?" Koga asked slyly.

"WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE!!!" Koenma yelled, slamming his fists against his desk. "WASHU SENT ME DOWN HERE AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I I DIDN'T DESERVE IT!!! NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?"

Koga was slightly shaken by this angry response but said, "I don't have my report of worldly deeds."

"Is that all?" Koenma said, settling down. "Cassandra must be slipping. She never forgets things like that."

"She has a replacement right now." Koga said.

"Oh, well that explains it. Alright then I guess I'll have to make a call to this new Gatekeeper and have him send the report down to Chris." Koenma put his hand down over the right side of his desk and a phone appeared in it. He dialed a number and waited for someone to answer.